One promo, seven versions, one grid.
Every cell is a check run on the state's live deals page, with the exact text that decided it. Switch the date to see what a checker would have said on launch day — and which problems were already there before anything expired.
Source: highprofilecannabis.com/<state>/new-upcoming-deals/ for MI, MO, MA, CT, IL, NJ, KY, fetched Sep 20, 2026. The Aug 27 view changes only the date check; every other cell is what the page says today. “Apply one master block” shows the grid if every state rendered the same approved legal block with its own state warning — the fix is one template, not seven edits.
Why this belongs on a launch checklist
On launch day, a readiness pass would already have caught four of these: the CT drawing date, the missing KY rules block, the MA typos and the IL eligibility wording. The fifth — the expiry — only shows up if someone owns the “take it down” date as a task. In the Deals Operating System that's C10 (dates valid, with an end-date owner) and C16 (wording passes policy), run per state version, not once per campaign.